This is a 3D printed The Dread Gazebo D&D Game Piece.
He's about 4 inches wide, 4 inches long, and about 1.5 inches tall. He looks great in white, but would look epic painted to suit your game. I’m including an “unDread” option that is a plain matching gazebo to swap out for the surprise factor during play. Select “Both” option to get the set.
This is an object of legend stemming back to the 70's D&D culture that is not to be trifled with. It is immune to a +3 arrow. I'll admit, I played my fair share back in the day, don't judge. Curious? Google "the dread gazebo" for the story.
This is sure to get a chuckle out of anyone "in the know" when it comes to D&D.
From Bride of Portable Hole:
The Dread Gazebo
Hit Dice: 24d10 (132 hp)
Speed: 0 ft
Armour Class: 6 (-4 Size, +8 Natural)
Attacks: 1 Bite +24 (melee)
Damage: Bite 3d12+15
Face: 30 ft x 30 ft/10 ft
Special Attacks: Leap attack, Improved Grab, Swallow whole
Special Qualities: Construct, Hardness, Alignmentless
Saving Throws: Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +7
Attributes: Str 30, Dex 10, Con -, Int 4, Wis 12, Cha 14
Climate/Terrain: Any Land
Organisation: Solitary or neighbourhood (2-24)
Challenge Rating: 8
Alignment: Neutral Evil (Usually)
Advancement Range: 25-48 HD (Gargantuan), 49-72 HD (Colossal)
Construct: Immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, disease, and similar effects. Not subject to critical hits, subdual damage, ability damage, energy drain, or death from massive damage.
Alignmentless (Ex): The Dread Gazebo cannot be detected nor affected by alignment-specific effects and spells, even though it is of evil alignment.
Hardness (Ex): The Dread Gazebo retains the hardness of the wood it was constructed of. This grants it a hardness of 5, which reduces all damage dealt to the Dread Gazebo by 5 points, no matter the source.
Improved Grab (Ex): To use this ability, the Dread Gazebo must hit with its bite attack. If it gets a hold, it automatically deals bite damage and can attempt to swallow the foe.
Leap Attack (Ex): The Dread Gazebo can leap up to 90 feet in a single jump to catch opponents unaware. It can attack with its bite attack the same round that it leaps.
Swallow Whole (Ex): The Dread Gazebo can swallow a grabbed opponent of Large or smaller size by making a successful grapple check. Once inside, the opponent takes full bite damage each round as the Gazebo crushes it. A swallowed creature can climb out of the Gazebo with a successful grapple check. The Gazebo can hold two Large, four Small, eight Tiny, sixteen Diminutive, or thirty-two Fine or smaller opponents.
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Attribution: Found on thingiverse, thing 624569 created by mz4250.
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Mar 30, 2020
Mar 21, 2020
A great little mimic! Was a little smaller than I wanted but that's on me. His name is Zebo and he like to eat elders. He is also the guard dog to a monk.
Mar 12, 2020
Jan 27, 2020
Shipped quickly and was well-packaged. Y'all, this thing is GLORIOUS. If you have a TTRPG geek in your life (or are one yourself), get this.
Jan 17, 2020
It was a gift for my husband. He loved it!